My gummy thoughts are hilariously brilliant. In my opinion.

What’s your opinion? Which ones?

Am I hungry?

I AM hungry (“Am” is emphasized)!

I haven’t had Raising Canes in forever.

Do I turn left here?

If I turned left here, then could I get to the parking lot of Raising Cane’s?

Get in left turning lane.

Wait.

Wait.

This isn’t working.

I should just eat my leftovers from lunch.

Yep. That’s what I’ll do.

Gets out of turning lane.

I spend money.

I always spend money.

I’ll just go home.

Turns left.

Two sauces please.

My ottoman is gorgeous.

My Mom is Superwoman.

Does my Mom know that I eat gummies?

I never told her directly about my blog.

Wait. Did we talk about it?

We did.

She didn’t understand it.

Yep. That’s it.

I remember.

I remember?

I remember!

Bruh.

This blog is 🔥.

This specific one.

This post.

The whole blog.

I love these fries.

There’s a text.

I’m so funny.

I’m pretty.

Text.

Does it matter if I get sauce on this shirt?

Shouldn’t I wash every time that I wear it?

Wait.

Should I wash it every time I wear it?

EVERY time? Emphasis.

Do cold Raising Cane’s fries taste good?

I taste salt.

I like salt.

I wish I didn’t like salt.

That second sauce was genius.

The gummy taste good.

Tastes?

Tasted?

Whatever.

This is THE best toast. Emphasis.

I am so fucking funny.

I’m going to floss when I finish eating.

Am I? AM. Emphasis.

Was that valet trash?

I should put the trash out.

I’ve got time.

Should I put this chicken in the microwave?

The word “microwave” was an option.

This phone is watching me.

It sees me.

I don’t need this second sauce.

I spend money.

I wonder how many fries did I just put in my mouth?

Seven?

Text.

😂🤣😂.

Brilliant.

Me.

I am brilliant.

Brilliant with my millions.

Imma Be.

Lyrics.

Should I add the lyrics?

To this post?

Is my door open.

I want a two car garage.

My mother bought me six cans of Blue Runners.

Blue Runners.

My purse is so cute.

Why is the lotion on the kitchen counter.

Tupperware.

How do you spell Tupperware?

Hmmm.

Do I love emojis?

Should I drink the Raising Cane’s sauce?

Sauce.

My ottoman.

The T14s are still in the living room.

Does my head itch.

I want to stretch.

Scratch.

Does CFNA have an app?

Email.

Tray.

Laughter.

My nose is oily.

My knee.

Backpack.

Funny.

Text.

I am sitting on the cord.

Chair.

Flip flops.

Sharecker.

Orange.

Sharecker.

Why orange?

Color.

Flip flops.

Coral.

Crack

Krack.

Cord.

Roll.

Living Single.

Living single.

Cord.

Oily.

Cord.

Work.

Email.

EOD.

Lemonade.

Beyoncé.

Text.

I want to stretch.

Drip.

This is 40.

41.

November.

Sentences.

Do I think in words?

Do I think in sentences.

?.

It feels good to roll my neck.

So good.

Cracks ankle.

Right.

Do the gummies make me want to stretch?

Is that a thing.

Question mark.

Is my forehead oily.

Work.

When is the end of the day when you work at home.

The goss is tight on my elbow.

I have MS.

Multiple Sclerosis.

I had an infusion today.

I have MS.

Sometimes I don’t think about it.

Today I am thinking about it.

Fuck.

Should I respond to this person.

I have veneers.

I feel like working.

Where is the remote.

Am I going to do this all night?

No.

XOXO

Lesson: A gummy a day will keep the tears away

Question: What keeps your tears away?